WHO THE FUCK IS SPIDER J?

Ever since I seen David Blane swallow a school bus filled with live children inside I knew what I wanted to do – make everyday shit you see in life disappear… Well guess what? That’s what I did, and ever since I’ve been the Glitch.¬†With years of experience under my belt, you won’t find a more qualified, dignified or electrified person throw down for your special event. My rates are reasonable, my gloves are ready, and I’m waiting for you to hire me…

CUSTOMER SATISFACTION GUARANTEED!

  • "We booked him for our wedding. I went into the event really disappointed, after all it was an arranged marriage and my folks were having me marry ol' mustache face (cringe) luckily he made her Tyler Perry in the face having ass disappear, and the crown was lit all night!"
    -Ralph Waldo Emerson
  • "The punchlines were very stringent and adequate. The Schemes and WOW factor tho... unf*ckin believable"
    -Liam Ashley
  • "We booked him for our most recent corporate regional outside sales quarterly review and road mapping meeting. He was nothing short of professional and impressive. He made our entire party vanish a la alien abduction style in front of our very eyes. It was basically me and one other person left when he said the entire venue would disappear next. Needless to say we didn't stick around to find out lol, HAHAHAHAHA!!!
    -Kevin Gates

HE'S A MAGICIAN BUT SOMETIMES HE BATTLE RAPS

YOU AINT TIRED OF THIS MOTHERF*CKER YET? GET MORE SPIDER J HERE...

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